But first, if there's anyfink you need doing here, anyfink at all, just arsk Big Ray:
Not little Jimmy, he's no use.
Big Ray, he's da geezer.
Here comes a pig, to see what we've brought to feed him.
He takes a sniff at yesterday's rice and lentils.
But even a pig can be persuaded to eat the stuff.
Just throw it into their unsuspecting mouths.
There's got to be a caption for this one.. any suggestions?
I think we can go now.